I'm sure you've all heard by now of the discovery of the C.S.S. Hunley, the Reb submarine. In honor of the discovery, reenacting poet laureate Don Tracey has composed the following stirring lines of verse:
Roll, Hunley. Roll, Roll, Roll The crew was new to subs and knew not it is true The number of dives-to-surfaces Must evenly divide by two.
...not just inspirational poetry, but sound tactical advice for sub skippers, the "Divide by Two" rule of thumb.