If you live in Burbank you know this is
true!
(From the February 2007 Senior Bulldogs
News)
- Your
parents and grandparents went to Burroughs or Burbank High School.
- You won't
wear the other school's color.
- You have
heard gossip about someone from the other side of town the same day, nay, hour,
it has happened.
- It's
perfectly normal to have a gardener, a pool-man, and a cleaning lady.
- You have
three theatres in less than a half-mile radius and that's perfectly all right.
- You have
adjusted to the planes overhead, either by installing the free noise-proof
windows, or just talking louder.
- The high school
parking lot looks like a high-end dealership.
- You and or
most of your friends were born at St. Joseph's.
- You love
Santoro's, Martino's, Pinocchio's, Giamela's or some other Italian-named business.
- You see an
actor on the street and aren't surprised... in fact, you're kind of teed off that
he took your parking spot.
- You know
someone who works for Disney.
- School
fundraisers actually raise a LOT of money.
- Your
teachers went to your school.
- You've
never seen Jay Leno… ride around in the same car twice.
- Every
party gets broken up before 11:00 pm, usually because of nosy neighbors.
- You get
upset because you can’t cross Chandler Blvd. because of the bike path.
- Your
neighbors know more about your private life than you do.